I was wrong – there will be no improvement today!!

Today was get the blood test results from the doctor day – Those results weren’t good. My blood protein level is down. I am not eating enough *shock horror* my vitamin D level is terrible and my B12 isn’t much better. So this explains most of the way that I have been feeling.

So where to from here? The thing about my blood protein levels is that if I increase the amount of protein in my diet I loose weight because it just seems to trigger weight loss in me. I don’t need to loose any more weight. I am right on the brink of being under weight as it is and don’t want to go any lower. So now I have to work out what to do from here. How to supplement my levels and not loose weight. This will be a challenge! I also need to get this sorted ahead of my plastic surgery next month!

Thursday why you no nice to me!

Today started out like most other days. A coffee in bed to wake me up and then the school things for the kids – get ready to get out the door etc etc. All the usual busy morning things for our family. I had a doctors appointment to go to this afternoon and a few hours of work in between so it was time to be up and moving. So out the door we go and I start doing the drop offs of the kids and as I am blowing a kiss to Lincoln it all starts to go HORRIBLY WRONG. My tummy starts to hurt ….. A LOT ……..And just like that there was a poonami aaaaaaand dumping syndrome? Is that you? why you so mean today? Why does my own colon hate me? So that was a pretty shitty way to start the day. (HA HA I have jokes because thats about all I DO have at this point. My sense of dignity is GONE!) That will teach me for ….. ummm nope – nothing different this morning to any other day 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️ Thanks Bypass

What I will never understand is how one can eat the same thing day in and day out for months with no problem and then BANG! The bypass decides the school run will be even more crap than usual 🤣 And to add insult to injury WHY is every mofo going in slow motion today?? I mean I do get it! I kiss my kids every morning too but when the eruption is about to happen you wanna scream from your window “it’s six fricken hours!! You will see them again in 6 hours – DRIVE damn it!” Has anyone else done the mad dash from the car to the house with house key in hand just hoping and praying you have enough coordination to shove the key in the lock and remember the right way to turn it because split seconds ARE GONNA MATTER? And now the neighbour thinks I’m a rude cow because there is no stopping to chat today 😳how would I explain it “sorry Lovely I can’t chat I am shitting myself 🤔🥴” oh well I guess today can only improve from here 🤞🏻