Today I was asked if I used to have one prior to my WLS, if I still have one now! Well – ain’t this the Awkie question 🤣🤣! Actually for me it’s not because I am fairly shameless and I am just gonna shameless my way through this! So be warned ….. strap yourself in folks. If you are of a delicate constitution you may wanna divert your eyes now coz it’s gonna get graphic up in here………………….😯 Naughty Naughty I know you are still reading 🤭😉
So, what is a FUPA? That, my friend, is a Fat Upper Pubic Area! Cushion for the push’en as it were. The answer to that question is – I was fat everywhere else why would my mons have escaped the excess fat stores? I was most definitely rock’en a Big Mac instead of a hamburger!!
The thing is that as I lost weight…. yep it sagged just like EVERYTHING else! So not only was there a long wrinkly stomach skin curtain, there was also a saggy mons falling down over umm everything (I am currently drawing circles in the air over that general area) you get what I mean yeah?
I cannot even tell you how embarrassed I was of the saggy FUPA. It was as bad or worse than the shame I felt at my skin flap boobies. Only Steve ever saw it and hey he never said “love we need to tie that thing back outta the way” but my gosh I wanted to shrivel up and die from shame because of it. It literally made me feel terrible about myself.
My FUPA met its match when I had my tummy tuck. Woohoo for a mons lift. The skin curtain was removed and hey presto I have no FUPA anymore 😍 It makes a MASSIVE difference to how I feel about myself and it seems to have made a pretty huge difference to sex. I think that is as graphic as I will be on a blog 🙂
And obviously this is a pictureless Post 😂😂😂